'Dont Steal' Classic Black Tee
“THE GOVERNMENT HATES COMPETITION.”
Black tee, white print, anarchic wit.
For those fluent in sarcasm and subtext.
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Size Chart
Men's Sizing
Women's Sizing
Our tees use unisex men’s sizing, giving them a naturally oversized look. For a more standard women’s fit, we recommend sizing down 1–2 sizes. Check the measurements below before ordering.
Cap Sizing
Delivery Speeds
Normal processing takes 3–4 business days before dispatch. Delivery time is additional and depends on your destination and the shipping service. Check available delivery options at checkout.
Sizing Information
Fit varies by style. Compare the size guide with a similar garment that fits you well. Check the product description for style-specific fit details.
Return Policy
We want you to be fully satisfied with your purchase. If you’re not happy with your order, returns are accepted within 30 days of the original purchase date. To qualify, items must be unopened, unused, and in their original packaging. For step-by-step instructions, please see our Returns Policy on our website.
